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Tag: romance

Opinion: Valentine’s Day is for friends too, I just don’t have those either

14th Feb 2021 Joe Molander

Hi, I’m here to write an opinion piece, because who needs journalism based on facts? Usually, our editorials take their cues from the press releases

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Newcastle and Northumbria University pair refuse to deny their forbidden love

19th Jul 2020 David Spain

The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal a star-crossed romance between two university students, separated by a five-minute walk and a rivalry unlikely ever to end. Nikki

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