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Tag: royal family

Prince Harry gets job as ‘life couch’

23rd Mar 2021 emgildengil

Though accidentally misinterpreted by many sources, Prince Harry has just swiped a new job as a real-life human couch, currently residing in a Californian gallery.

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Prince Andrew’s location unknown as schools reopen

11th Mar 2021 David Spain

A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has officially confirmed that, as children across the nation return to their classrooms as part of the gradual lifting of

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Nation pretends to be surprised royal family is racist

8th Mar 2021 Joe Molander

Britain has been rocked with the news that an ancient, imperialist institution is unsympathetic to the notion of non-white people. As soon as the news

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