In a stunning turn of events, reports are coming in that a sabbatical officer has actually done something today. While our intrepid reporters are scrambling
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SU Officers argue over who “becomes warlord of the Newcastle University faction” after fall of society
In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other
Sabbatical officer elected on a 3% turnout vote “excited to represent the student body”
Every year, for some inconceivable reason, the Newcastle University Student’s Union holds student elections, where the most narcissistic students from every corner of the University’s
Meninist hospitalised Following an all-female Sabbatical Officer team
A student has been hospitalised following the all-female Sabbatical Officer team starting in their roles last month, The Lampoon can reveal. He was discharged from
