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Tag: Sandyford

Sandyford residents “cannot sleep” after Helmsley Road taken over by poltergeists

30th Mar 2021 Christ's sperm doner

After locals complained of a loud “techno” wailing being heard well into the night, a local ghost hunter claims Helmsley is now Newcastle’s “most haunted

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