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Breaking: The Toon Lampoon staff have better things to do than just write satire for you

2nd Jun 2021 David Spain

In a statement screamed at a trembling intern with a notebook, the Toon Lampoon editorial team confirmed the growing rumours that they had lives, loved

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Death Star’s new Grand Moff offers the galaxy ‘a renewed hope’

20th Jan 2021 Jon Deery

A long time ago, in a gallery far, far away, Darth Sleepijo was admiring some art. A man of deep empathy and compassion, Sleepijo would

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Eight films that don’t live up to their title

13th Aug 2020 Pencil Sharpener

Like many other unemployed young people, much of my lockdown has been spent working my way through Netflix’s vast treasure trove. Quite soon, though, I

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Rah shocked to discover money doesn’t grow on trees

4th Aug 2020 Pencil Sharpener

A student from the home counties has been forced to make actual career plans after the shocking discovery that money doesn’t grow on trees. Student

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“That’s not milk”: Agric’s first time on a farm ends in sticky surprise

18th Jul 2020 Pencil Sharpener

Hilarity ensued after a first year Agriculture student made an udderly brilliant blunder during a field trip to a farm. The student, known only as

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