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Tag: science
Mad scientist sues preeminent satire publication for anti-neurodiverse language
Following an article detailing his plans to implant the false memories of workplace sexual harassment into the brains of baby tigers, Professor Von Klownkoch has
Every reality where Princess Diana survived “even worse than this one”
Scientists have confirmed, after considerable research, that every existing or hypothetical universe in which Princess Diana is still alive is in a far worse state
Sharks starve as local idiots die of COVID-19 instead of going surfing
A representative from the San Francisco Shark Association appealed on Thursday night for idiots to avoid dying of COVID-19, claiming that without them resident sharks
Newcastle University Biomedical department creates hideous animal/human underclass
In a statement to staff and the student body earlier today, a representative of Newcastle University’s Biomedical Sciences department confirmed rumours that they were responsible
The hidden origin behind your favourite Busted song…
Fans of Essex rock band ‘Busted’ and Biology nerds alike have recently been in uproar over the band’s original lyrics for their 2002 hit song
