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Tag: Senate

Democrats face “uphill struggle” with giant abortion ray amendment to infrastructure bill

29th Jun 2021 David Spain

The challenges faced by Democratic Senators continue this week, as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has signalled his party’s intention to vote down the upcoming

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Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship

8th Jun 2021 David Spain

Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan

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Trump acquittal stuns mindless optimist

14th Feb 2021 David Spain

The Senate’s acquittal of Former President Donald Trump was described as “an incredible shock” by Andrew Jameson, noted in his community for “possessing the infantile

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Former President Trump’s legal team opens with the defence that Democrats can go fuck themselves

12th Feb 2021 David Spain

In what has been described as a “stunning piece of legal elegance” by Senator Lindsey Graham and as “No, seriously: what?” by Democrat impeachment managers,

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