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Tag: sex

Limited edition Margaret Thatcher Sex Doll already sold out

5th Jan 2021 David Spain

Despite being described by many as a hellish marriage of right wing views and the height of poor taste, it was today announced that the

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Students add online lectures to sex playlist

30th Oct 2020 Charlene Therein

As if this year couldn’t get any more disturbing, it has been revealed that student couples are actually using online recorded lectures as saucy additions

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Anthropology classes actually cover for “some real Eyes Wide Shut shit”

3rd Aug 2020 David Spain

The Toon Lampoon can officially reveal that the Newcastle University Anthropology department has been behind the organisation of a series of clandestine orgies attended by the

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Revealed: Leazes cows have more sex than computer science students

10th Jul 2020 Pencil Sharpener

Research has conclusively revealed that the resident cows roaming round the Castle Leazes field get more action than Computer Science students. The discovery was made

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