Despite being described by many as a hellish marriage of right wing views and the height of poor taste, it was today announced that the
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Students add online lectures to sex playlist
As if this year couldn’t get any more disturbing, it has been revealed that student couples are actually using online recorded lectures as saucy additions
Anthropology classes actually cover for “some real Eyes Wide Shut shit”
The Toon Lampoon can officially reveal that the Newcastle University Anthropology department has been behind the organisation of a series of clandestine orgies attended by the
Revealed: Leazes cows have more sex than computer science students
Research has conclusively revealed that the resident cows roaming round the Castle Leazes field get more action than Computer Science students. The discovery was made
