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President Trump holds press conference next to Toon Lampoon offices

7th Nov 2020 David Spain

Staff of prestigious satire publication The Toon Lampoon were surprised earlier today by the realisation that President Donald Trump had elected to host a “big

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“No, YOUR satire publication is juvenile and lacking in quality”: a letter to our readers

25th Sep 2020 David Spain

We here at The Toon Lampoon count ourselves hashtag blessed to have such a responsive and vocal readership. However, we felt that we were letting this

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Lampoon writers struggling with severe case of writer’s block

17th Aug 2020 TAK

Give us a break, alright?

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No more news for you until you’ve calmed down a little

16th Jul 2020 David Spain

The Toon Lampoon is here to bring you today’s top story, which is that the news will not resume until you’ve settled yourself down a

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