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Welcome to the Cozy Crime Corner!

2nd Jan 2021 terrifiedtribble

We Toon Lampoon journalists endure a lot during our quest to find the truth and bring it to you, our beloved readers. We consort with

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Excerpts from The Toon Lampoon letters to Santa

25th Dec 2020 terrifiedtribble

We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all

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“No, YOUR satire publication is juvenile and lacking in quality”: a letter to our readers

25th Sep 2020 David Spain

We here at The Toon Lampoon count ourselves hashtag blessed to have such a responsive and vocal readership. However, we felt that we were letting this

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Toon Lampoon fires writer but forgets to remove admin privileges

23rd Aug 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

The Toon Lampoon has today announced the sacking of its best writer, and possibly the greatest writer of our generation, Samy L. Clauwers. However, the

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