Sources indicate that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been warned to await a visit from 147,857 spirits on the night before Christmas. “We are to
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Years of never being invited to parties finally pays off for Dominic Cummings
Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
Sunak supporters brand Chancellor “first fun-sized PM”
Supporters of Rishi Sunak have today embarked on a new strategy to position the Chancellor of the Exchequer as the obvious successor to current Prime
“Stunning win for equality” as female aristocrats may now inherit peerages
In what has been hailed as a landmark moment for feminism and equality in the United Kingdom, Downing Street is reportedly drawing up plans to
Conservative Party proposes “denying children food” as erectile dysfunction treatment
Following the defeat of a Labour Party motion that would seek to extend the provision of school meals over the holiday period, a press release
The Toon Lampoon 