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Breaking: Sabbatical officer actually does something

6th Jan 2021 Samy L. Clauwers

In a stunning turn of events, reports are coming in that a sabbatical officer has actually done something today. While our intrepid reporters are scrambling

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Breaking: cancelled people actually erased from history

13th Jul 2020 Karl Craft

The Toon Lampoon can reveal that people who are cancelled by people on Twitter are actually sent into the purgatorial abyss between dimensions, and all

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