Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
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Keir Starmer “takes full responsibility” for search for elections scapegoat
In a revealing interview with The Toon Lampoon, Keir Starmer has pledged that he and he alone will shoulder the heavy burden of finding someone
Widow of man strangled by Boris Johnson “can’t imagine how Corbyn would have treated him”
The wife of a civil servant throttled to death by Boris Johnson has told The Toon Lampoon that she thanks God each and every day
Prime Minister “planned to awaken the Old Ones and turn the nation over to the darkness”, claims Cummings ally
Following the revelation of Boris Johnson’s alleged disregard for the victims of COVID-19, as reported by The Daily Mail, sources close to former SPAD Dominic
Conservative Party to fund seminars on how to rationalise voting for Michael Gove
In the wake of Boris Johnson’s most recent scandal, the Tory Party will reportedly pay a London-based training company an undisclosed amount to help party
Labour Party to immediately schism down to individual members in time-saving policy
Labour today announced that the Party would fracture down to individual members in the interests of saving time. The news came following the latest schism
The Toon Lampoon 