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Tag: UK Politics

Boris Johnson announces his New Year’s resolution: to do “more of a Tony Soprano sort of thing”

31st Dec 2020 David Spain

Following up on his promise to create a deal between the UK and the EU, Boris Johnson has made a new pledge, promising to fulfil

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Corbyn supporters ecstatic as former Labour leader “wins another argument”

29th Oct 2020 David Spain

Following the suspension of former Leader of the Opposition Jeremy Corbyn from the Labour Party and the removal of the Labour Whip, sources from the

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“Cuntasaurus Rex” deemed not to be unparliamentary language

13th Oct 2020 David Spain

Following a heated exchange during a parliamentary session earlier today, eyebrows were raised after the Speaker of the House of Commons deemed that what has

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Keir Starmer powerbombs Boris Johnson through woolsack during heated PMQs

30th Sep 2020 David Spain

In what was described by viewers as a “robust confrontation” in the House of Commons, Keir Starmer today showed an uncharacteristic level of passion as

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