Scores of students who intended to only return for a couple of weeks during the holidays have found themselves stuck at home for the last
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That coursework isn’t going to do itself, now, is it?
The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal that, if you want that coursework to be handed in on time, the only solution is to sit yourself
Confused Admin Staff Fund New Campus Statue of 16th Century Theologian Martin Luther
Campus was left confused today as the University Administration unveiled a new 10ft statue of German Reformist Martin Luther, who died in 1546. The University,
Anthropology classes actually cover for “some real Eyes Wide Shut shit”
The Toon Lampoon can officially reveal that the Newcastle University Anthropology department has been behind the organisation of a series of clandestine orgies attended by the
Man without degree gets job
An eighteen year old man astounded his peers last week by just getting a job. Instead of sinking himself in thirty thousand pounds’ worth of
University puts updates on Newfess after realising students more likely to read it than their emails
After the recent shutdown of Newcastle University due to the coronavirus, University and Students’ Union administrative staff began to bombard students with important updates. The
