The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal that, if you want that coursework to be handed in on time, the only solution is to sit yourself
Campus was left confused today as the University Administration unveiled a new 10ft statue of German Reformist Martin Luther, who died in 1546. The University,
The Toon Lampoon can officially reveal that the Newcastle University Anthropology department has been behind the organisation of a series of clandestine orgies attended by the
An eighteen year old man astounded his peers last week by just getting a job. Instead of sinking himself in thirty thousand pounds’ worth of
After the recent shutdown of Newcastle University due to the coronavirus, University and Students’ Union administrative staff began to bombard students with important updates. The
This week, Boris Johnson said people “should be wearing” face coverings in shops to prevent the spread of coronavirus, but didn’t release any official guidelines.