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Tag: US Presidential election

Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps

22nd Jan 2021 Oren Brown

The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and

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Americans wake up the morning after Biden’s inauguration to find the nation hasn’t miraculously healed overnight

21st Jan 2021 Pencil Sharpener

Citizens across the United States have been horrified to wake up the day after President Joe Biden was inaugurated to find that their country looks,

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President Trump holds press conference next to Toon Lampoon offices

7th Nov 2020 David Spain

Staff of prestigious satire publication The Toon Lampoon were surprised earlier today by the realisation that President Donald Trump had elected to host a “big

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Woman who voted for elderly racist has no idea how right she is that things “back to normal”

7th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

A local woman who voted for Joe Biden was more right than she realised when she cheerily told her friends that “things are back to

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“STOP THE COUNT!”: Trump vocalises support for the enemies of Dracula

7th Nov 2020 Oren Brown

Donald Trump was thanked by the people of Transylvania on Thursday evening after publicly decrying Count Dracula in a Twitter tirade. At 9.12 AM EST

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Satirists dismayed they’re going to have to start trying again

7th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

Satire writers across the world are alarmed at Joe Biden’s election victory. With Donald Trump on the way out, they are once again going to

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