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Tag: USA

NRA hits back against alleged smear campaign by “stupid goddamn dead kids”

6th Jul 2021 David Spain

The National Rifle Association has today announced its intention to pursue a defamation case against any and all children who have fatally shot themselves while

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Biden’s progressive start earns him one free genocide, claims left

30th Apr 2021 David Spain

As 46th President Joseph Biden reaches the end of his first 100 days in office, members of the progressive wing of the Democratic Party have

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Senator Ted Cruz spends second day of Trump Senate Trial watching incest pornography

11th Feb 2021 David Spain

On the second day of the Senate impeachment trial, Democrat impeachment managers laid out the timeline of the events of January 6th 2021, attempting to

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Inspiring: Kamala Harris channels serious girlboss energy with “War Crimes: For Her” ad campaign

30th Dec 2020 Joe Molander

Multi-millionaire woman of the people Kamala Harris has today wowed fans and critics alike with her bold new advertising campaign. To ease concerns that she

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