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Tag: voting

Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship

8th Jun 2021 David Spain

Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan

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Man constantly revving his motorbike on residential street named coolest person to ever live

24th Feb 2021 David Spain

History was made today as, in a decision that will surely shape the continuation of humanity as a species, the title of Coolest Person to

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