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Tag: white house

Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps

22nd Jan 2021 Oren Brown

The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and

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Trump reportedly seen booby trapping the White House

9th Nov 2020 winterec

In a shocking twist of election shenanigans, President Donald Trump has been spotted setting up a series of intricate and goofy traps modelled on those

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